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./november 18, 2001<=
/span><=
o:p>

i was sitting in the car bored today in a retail pa=
rk
in basildon, and was listening to a few old=
tapes
that i'd found and wasn't sure what was on =
them. i found a few amusing renditions of various thing=
s,
including a grand piano, classical, & drawn out version of postman =
pat,
which i'd done in the old days on my old ke=
yboard
:)
a little later i got bored, and switched over to the radio only =
to
find perhaps the funniest piece of music radio i=
span>
have ever heard in my life. it was an xfm show called 'the remix', wh=
ich is
going to be a definate listen for me from n=
ow on.
as i am writing i am
finding more, and more cool things about this show on the website ''=
Eddy
Temple-Morris and James Hyman co-present The Remix
where rock meets dance - every Sunday afternoon, play=
ing Xfm artists as youve=
span>
never quite heard them before along with The Super=
chunk,
a 30-minute special guest set ''. yes pe=
ople. the same Eddy Temple-Morris who presented you with=
the,
indeed genius, 'Stroke of Genius'. faaaaantastic.
Anyway, seeing a=
s the
track listings aren't out yet, i luckily ma=
de a
few notes of the tracks i heard on the back=
of a
comet catalogue.
The Remix - x=
fm
sunday 18th Nov 01 (between about 2:15pm & 3:15pm)
- Axel F vs Dj Pied Piper &=
; The
Masters of Ceremonies - Do You Really Like It? (i
loved it indeed. i thought it was whicked) ROFL. one of =
the
funniest things i've ever heard<=
br>
- Billie Jean vs some dude rapping. (qui=
te
good. humourous, yet not exactly the best r=
apping
i've ever heard)
- some other 80's classics followed (one =
that
stood out was also included in the avalanches '97 =
breezeblcok
mix... #..i cant=
go for
that...#...if you know it)
- some thunderbirds sfx + scratching (lo=
ts of cúl scratching :)
- followed by some rapping. nice
- Walk Like An Egyptian. (ROFL very strange con=
siderin
what features beforea/afterwards. genius)=
i>
- some jungle music. har=
d
bass.
- laid back hip hop stylee.
- Madonna - Dont Tell Me. (they are sure=
ly
taking the piss by now :) absolutely enthralling listening though.lol @ the rapping over the top. very cúl contrast #...nigg=
as
in the east coast..# etc etc
:)
- Get Ur Faith On. (ROFL. can this mix get any better?...oh yesh my son...ohhh yesh :)
- Busta Rhymes - Knight Rider Theme Thing
- Inspector Gadget vs some whicked
rapping ( FUCKING AWESOME duuuude. i nearly crashed the car trying not to laugh out =
loud.
brilliance.) i gets better...
- Muppet Show Theme Tune vs hard core 'nigga' rapping ( once again i
really did find this absolutely hilarious. but very very
good nonetheless)
my remarks at the top seem =
less
hyperbolic now eh? genius.

./november 17, 2001<=
/span>
im off to see the only thing hyped more tha=
n the
strokes/stripes - harry potter. verdict lat=
er
jools hol=
land was=
nt
as bad as i thought. <=
span
class=3DGramE>macy gray was g=
ood,
beta band were trippy man! and
the vines failed to fufil their hype but th=
e did
make me laugh. "yea were the vines and =
we
come from sweden! ja!". garbage were
still shit though.
heres the tracklisting f=
or that avalanaches set.
song of the m=
oment: kid 606 - straight outta compton=
st1:place> remix
- 7:30:08 AM<=
span
style=3D'font-size:7.5pt;font-family:Verdana'>

./november 16, 2001<=
/span>
fucking hell t=
hat
is excellence mky. my=
span>
sentiments exactly. i=
span>
find it hard to express the state of madness that =
i
am experiencing at the moment. the only way =
i can deal with it is escaps=
im
to the land of the_dr - where music is loud=
and
fun is to be had by all.
homework - fu=
ck it
comedy last night was good. although a blatent rip=
-off of monty python.
ive had very very bad =
back
pain all day. not nice. not
nice at all.
in hmv=
today i had my headphones on listening to <=
span
class=3DSpellE>aphex twin (selected ambient works II) while in t=
he
background i could hear dj
otzi - doo waa diddy. lovely.
what was even more lovely is the security gu=
ards
looking over your shoulder every 5 minutes, pretending to look at some =
cds while they are secretly watching you. saw one person buying aphex=
span> -
bald & middle aged. oh well, each to the=
ir own
:)
65daysofstati=
c are cool from what ive heard of theirs (static 65), so is the new squarepusher track. ohmygod that is fantastic. sums
up the state of my mind as eliqantly as bot=
h the
avalanches mix and mky's speech did.=
o:p>
_437438749823439=
62387468723./.....././././././././.tv tonight
bbc1: 19:00 Children in Need
the anual shite=
fest
that is CIN. its comic relief without the co=
medy,
its eurovision without the credibility. its sad to see so many minor celebrities flaunting=
their
goods for all to see in such a small place. but
its for charide mate. o=
h
dear....
Guests include chart-topping acts Steps, Atomic Kitten and Hear'Say, Claire Sweeney with her own rendition o=
f Get
Happy and Ricky Tomlinson on the banjo. Geri Halli=
well,
Russell Watson and Sophie Ellis-Bextor will=
also
make an appearance, William G Stewart hosts a special edition of
Fifteen to One and there's a chance for viewers to vote for their favou=
rite
Cliff Richard single.
bbc2(moved for CIN):19:30 Top of the Pops
Vernon Kay :( presents performances by Westlife
:(, Cher :(, Embrace :|, Beverley Knight :|, D-12 :),
Robbie Williams and Nicole Kidman :(, So Solid Crew :) and The Strokes
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. should be good, they'll
probably play live.
bbc2: 23:35 Later with Jools Holland
after last weeks good show, tonight will be shite<=
/span>
(although maybe not). Macy Gray and Garbage. save=
span>
us all.
itv1:00:30 Dial-a-Date
marketed post-pub/club viewing presented by a failed bigger breakfast
presenter. funny for the desperation/minginess of contestants.
bbc2:01:25 Trevor Nelson's Urban
Choice
roots manuva features. =
cool.
itv1:02:30 Take the Mike
amazingly bad show, rightly on in the milkman slot. presented
by failed "Australian duo" Supergirly (aka a fat chick and a chines=
e
chick in ridiculously over the top comedy outfits showing more than we =
need
to see given their minginess).=
span>
buzz 88fm -
pirate station in manchester. pla=
ys
rap/rnb. appaulingly=
span>
bad :) good for a laugh though - especially the adverts which are quite
simply the funniest things i have ever hear=
d:-
mus=
icwithattitude.mp3
clubnight.m=
p3
upnorth.mp3=
a> DOWNLOAD
THIS NOW
peace out. thank
you very much for listening.
current track: Osymyso<=
/span> -
Sod It, I'm Off To Hawaii!
- 7:02:58 PM

I'm
feeling a litt=
le
fucked up</A
I do apologise.
<=
span
style=3D'text-decoration:none;text-underline:none'> - 12:35:03 AM

./november 15, 2001<=
/span>
tab tab tab tab delete delete tab=
space space space tab backs=
pace backspace escape escape escape
think about it.
hhhhanyway, I assumed this bloggi=
n
stuff was going to be much less formal than dan's<=
/span>
last post. I feel like i've turned up in a =
'no
fat chicks' t-shirt an trainers to find dan in full wedding suit and top hat. =
last
night's
telly. . .
ho whiley - the cunt
macy gray - i'm sure she knows what she's talking abou=
t :)
sanchez - what a strangely shape-d head
white stripes - i like the setup of that ba=
nd. it
almost seems as though they've choreographed it:
- =
the way meg turns her hea=
d to
the side and looks up at him
- the way she
drums seems rather cool, as if she's being overly gesticulate with her
arms. maybe it's just because she is fit as a
butcher's dog that am noticing these things :)
- bloke stripe's voice is very strangely enticing. i like it. i smell a rat. caustic<=
/span>
dude.
the world is not a muff
more bad, nigh awful, puns, innuendoes, and shite<=
/span>
plots please mr flemin=
g.
notttt.
_________________________
thought for today : =
echersketch
ending to the world -no, no, no! wrong, =
wrong wrong, start again, s-t-a-r-t aaa-g-a-i-n.
- 9:16:25 PM

60
minutes summed up the exact contents of my grey matter for the past 4
weeks. 60 minutes of the most talented mixology.
60 minutes of the avalanches set on monday's
breezeblock. tracklisting
to come - but if you have audiogalaxy join =
this group and ask for the new avalanches set. fantastic. it even used=
some aphex twin and the missy ell=
iot/dr
dre/george michael/get ur=
faith on combo that appe=
ared
in my get ur mix on mp3. cant
stop listening to it.
got an email today from my
teacher's son who is in a cool band called 65daysofstatic.
he'd heard the freelance hellraiser
tune from my site and thought that both it and the website were cool. t=
hey
were chosen for in the city the other month and th=
eyve
had some label interest so they are officially good :) check out the
website, the links page and the mp3s -=
all
very very very =
cool. (plus he thinks this site is 'dead good' so maybe <=
span
class=3DSpellE>im being a bit biased). im downloading some of their tracks now so =
i'll give my verdict later.
white stripes last night on jo whileys new show..=
.. hmmm.
meg is still fit (although not as fit as she=
was
on jools holland) but i find jack whites voice strangely facicnating.
it sounds like hes in
great pain (especially when he sings 'i thi=
nk i smell a rat'). very =
live. very strange.
tonights tv<=
/span>....
22:35 Question Time (piers "m=
organ"
moron is on :) should be fun)
ch4:23:45 Comedy Lab
ch4:00:00 Comedy Lab
bbc1:00:05 Liquid News
but you know you=
'll
end up watching... :D
ch5:23:45 European Blue Review
lastly, former citv
and wackaday presenter tommy
boyd is doing a radio show on local welsh r=
adio
today for some bizzare reason. it
was reported on sunday that he would walk f=
rom talksport if the phone lines werent
fixed so maybe this realradio thing is a hi=
nt to
his future? expect all the regulars @ 10pm http://www.realr=
adiofm.com/.
song of the mome=
nt:
village people - megamix
- 8:59:23 PM

./november 14, 2001=
span>
this is the first ever post on the boom selection =
blog
(a mky & dr=
co
production). here we will give our hopefully=
witty
and insightful comments on life, music, tv =
and
whatever else takes our fancy. dont
expect quality material (we're saving that for the book) but do expect
mildly amusing stuff.
to mark the opening (oo err misses) of this blog<=
/span> i would like to recite the lyrics of the song that
inspire not only this blog, but our lives.<=
o:p>
"I Said its=
time
for action, boom boom =
boom
selection, from the crowd a chemical reaction, boom boom
boom selection, can you feel the satisfacti=
on,
boom boom boom
selection, this is a genius production, boom=
boom boom selection.<=
o:p>
We Said its time=
for
action, boom boom boom=
selection, from the crowd a chemical reaction, boom boom
boom selection, can you feel the satisfacti=
on,
boom boom boom
selection, this is a genius production, boom=
boom boom selection.<=
o:p>
Its Keflon drinking upon the bubbly, not Bacardi, Bee=
r or
Brandy, quite frankly this rave be lively bass be bouncy, ready to taze me, yes Sean T, Trimmer, Copone,
and family, holding it down within this vacinity=
span>,
all the man collaborating nicely, all the ladies acting randy, no worri=
es
to pass my jacket or car keys , cos' this e=
vent
be uptempt an lively, killing me like the <=
span
class=3DSpellE>fugees softly, im in =
paradise
I see pictures of palm trees, security analysing it wisely, clearing out
the people acting rowdy, while I check out the women with the beauty, t=
hat
be Keflon's solemn duty.<=
/p>
I Said its time =
for
action, boom boom boom=
selection, from the crowd a chemical reaction, boom boom
boom selection, can you feel the satisfacti=
on,
boom boom boom =
selection,
this is a genius production, boom boom boom selection.<=
o:p>
We Said its time=
for
action, boom boom boom=
selection, from the crowd a chemical reaction, boom boom
boom selection, can you feel the satisfacti=
on,
boom boom boom
selection, this is a genius production, boom=
boom boom selection.<=
o:p>
Study the sound
physically and mentally, Genius yeah they got the energy, step in the r=
ave
and we just wanna party, we dont
wanna hurt nobody, we got the style and we =
got
the remedy, listen to my flow and my rhyming aguil=
ity,
this is the mic controller with ability, an=
d the
sounds wha' call tranq=
uility,
I ve been around so you better get to know =
me,
dominate the microphone just like Bruce Lee, come follow me cant beat me
join me, its me they call me MC Fizzy, we cant stop now the crowd be cr=
azy,
all night long were gonna party, look at my=
rolley whats the time=
G.
I Said its time =
for
action, boom boom boom=
selection, from the crowd a chemical reaction, boom boom
boom selection, can you feel the satisfacti=
on,
boom boom boom
selection, this is a genius production, boom=
boom boom selection.<=
o:p>
We Said its time=
for
action, boom boom boom=
selection, from the crowd a chemical reaction, boom boom
boom selection, can you feel the satisfacti=
on,
boom boom boom
selection, this is a genius production, boom=
boom boom selection.<=
o:p>
I'm on a cruise =
from
here to Kathmandu, i'm on a move in my maro=
on
space cruise, I've done the dues ready for my revenue, revving cashflow hooked with the Genius Crew, yibby dibby da da I got the flava, hyping up all you hardcore ravers,
and I love the outragous behaviour, ya gotta shake yer what ya mumma gave ya, drinki=
ng the
booze making me feel new and improved, you aint
got a clue i'm digging this track like foss=
ils,
from mansion to hostel i'm hearing this hea=
vy
tune, causing the women to be sporting their Ann Summers costumes, I am=
the
one set the lyrical trend, I set the bass and the mix and the blend, I
intend to defend the mic to the end my frie=
nd,
its all about more benjamin's."
- 8:08:48 PM

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